her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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