no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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