He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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