so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
my shit smells like andre
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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