Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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