i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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