Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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