so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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