Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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