Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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