Don't you send me to vm
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
my liver is dry heaving
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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