he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
