Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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