Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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