He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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