Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
pop tarts are not kleenex
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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