forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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