"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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