Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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