I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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