you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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