I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I have post one night stand depression
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