just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
