Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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