me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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