I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
