just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
i think my cat just said my name.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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