if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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