can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
