Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
North Korea, Best Korea!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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