There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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