I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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