just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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