If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
