I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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