the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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