Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
bring money and cleavage
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Randomize
