I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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