just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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