we're blogging at a bar
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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