If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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