This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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