the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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