i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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