I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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