I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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