no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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Drunk is not a location!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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