After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
420 ftw
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
