Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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