i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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