Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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