Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
