have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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