last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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did you just send me my own nude
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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