he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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