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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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