I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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